I wanna Tag that Axe

Dudes at my gym love body spray. Who am I to talk if I drop the soap in the shower at home it’s like shampoo bowling.


We are addicted to oil..and I’m your pusherman. It’s funny hearing an oil man, erm okay the son of an oil man talking about how we are a nation addicted to oil.

Things you hear much more often in cartoons than in real life;
Splendid
Silence!
Seize him!
Not so fast